I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of rabbits came out under a building. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe what just took place. Seriously, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could click here be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?